King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.
You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
by BigMelly October 6, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Gerardmug. Gerard tends to have a big dick and a big heart. He is a person that tries to give his best and always do it. He has any problems and a lot of solutions.
by Falgui November 22, 2021
Get the Gerardmug. Gerard is a really nice person and fun to be around even though he is a bottom but besides that he is the funniest person ever and everyone should have a Gerard in there life
Friend one: you know that Gerard person?
Friend two: yea he’s a faggot
Friend one: I know but he’s really nice and funny.
Friend two: yea he’s a faggot
Friend one: I know but he’s really nice and funny.
by I love cookies! June 19, 2025
Get the Gerardmug. A person with the biggest lips ever, his is the ruler of the kingdom, he unfortunately has a tiny penis and is reluctant to givimg cheek to anyone
by brandofcow29 July 11, 2016
Get the gerard 'lips'mug. by Stephen Jenkins March 31, 2005
Get the Gerard Boestlermug. by Preppygerardpooperr December 7, 2024
Get the Preppy Gerard Daymug. A man of Filipino descent who enjoys getting all the b*tches and yields a wooden poo spoon to battle.
He additionally enjoys flinging poo water.
He additionally enjoys flinging poo water.
Stefan: Have you seen Gerard today? He's immaculately dressed and beat a dude with wooden spoon.
Erick: Yeah, that's his poo spoon.
Erick: Yeah, that's his poo spoon.
by NotAShithead July 28, 2022
Get the Gerardmug.