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Gerard

A man of Filipino descent who enjoys getting all the b*tches and yields a wooden poo spoon to battle.

He additionally enjoys flinging poo water.
Stefan: Have you seen Gerard today? He's immaculately dressed and beat a dude with wooden spoon.
Erick: Yeah, that's his poo spoon.
by NotAShithead July 28, 2022
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Gerard Paris

Gerard Paris is a very good person with very good skills for doing everything. Is so shy but a very good person. He is very smart.
by Elpepe123 November 21, 2021
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Gerard

Damn.. Gerard how do you see around that thang.
by wigglet123 April 12, 2021
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Gerard

Gerard is a really nice person and fun to be around even though he is a bottom but besides that he is the funniest person ever and everyone should have a Gerard in there life
Friend one: you know that Gerard person?

Friend two: yea he’s a faggot

Friend one: I know but he’s really nice and funny.
by I love cookies! June 19, 2025
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Gerard

Gerard is a term used to define an adult male virgin without athletic skills.
Do you remember that movie, "The 40 Year Old Virgin?" Turns out he is a Gerard in real life, too.
by MoistCrevice July 13, 2020
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Gerarded

To get "gerarded" means to get absolutely obliterated - to get super drunk - hammered.

It is a term used by Red Gerard on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after he had won Winter Olympic Gold at the Winter Olympic Games in Seoul, South Korea. The terms comes from his cousin Abigale, whom while she went to college, everyone always said she was getting "gerarded" too much, i.e. getting absolutely obliterated.
Mother: "So Abigale, how is college so far?"
Abigale: "It is fine mother, but I might be getting gerarded too much."
Mother: "Abigale, it is not good to get drunk that often."
Abigale: "I am sorry mother, but I cannot control myself. When there is alcohol present, I just have to chug it all."
by fjgsteff November 12, 2019
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Gerard

Jeez, that mf looking like a gerard.
by Dicklord42 April 5, 2019
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