national garrett day

like national boyfriend day but celebrating your beautiful boyfriend garrett and holding his hand and giving him cuddles and kisses

a: hey! did you know it is national garrett day?
b:oh? no i didn’t thank you for telling me, i will celebrate it now!

by coolguykai19 August 3, 2022

Garrett Fischer

garrett fischer is ballsack

did you hear about the time garrett fischer was ballsacj

by Fshy March 30, 2022

Garrett Hesen

a Garrett Hesen is defined as a goat that is in fact built different. Often times a Garrett Hesen can withstand just about anything.

When I grow up I want to be a Garrett Hesen

by NotBillybaee December 14, 2022

Garrett

Garrett’s love to creep up on drunk girls and doesn’t reciprocate or know how to do anything in bed but face fucks you in return

that girl just got Garretted. Her night is probably ruined now

by Ghftvknt August 7, 2019

Garrett Williams

the most dope ass nigga ever who sneaks out and gets laid at every sleep over

I'm jealous I wish I was a Garrett Williams

by Garrett Williams May 8, 2018

Garrett

He is that one kid that everyone knows for the dumbest reasons. He is very smart but is often times dumb around people his age. He is very funny and extroverted and will find a way to start up a conversation in no time. He is extremely confident and charismatic. He has the biggest ego in the world and likes to show it off. He can make friends with almost everyone and turn a insult into a complement. He is very popular and has many friends his age. Hanging out with this guy is amazing. Often times girls and guys fall for him and he is a blast to be with.

"Bro, did you hear what Garrett did?" "What was it this time?"

by DoDoDude101 May 25, 2022

Garrett

Garrett has tiny PP… he also often experiences frequent anal leakage… he has an oversized big toe that makes his PP look like tiny gummy worm… he also has a dog named basil

Wow what a Garrett sized PP

by Dirtysox74 November 22, 2021