Well grease me up and call me Souzie

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.

Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!

by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005

greased jesus

Someone/something incredibly amazing, greasy, sexy, or all of the above.

"So greasy, he slid right off the cross and into our hearts."

"go greased jesus go greased jesus GREASED JESUS go greased jesus"

by ayam_lyresh June 18, 2009

greasehog

When a guy skeets on a girl, and then chases her around a room.

Betty sure ran fast while she was doing the greasehog with George.

by Hofonda July 11, 2007

greased off

to give someone a funny look because they've done something totally gay or you hate/dislike them

she just totally greased me off, that b****

i just greased off that chick, i hate her so much (no one would ever say that though)

by no one you'll ever know June 9, 2008

chick grease

The body fluids that accumulate in a womans vagina during stimulation, which lubricates a mans penis during intercourse.

"My dick is a little squeaky, it could use some chick grease".

by Jenn E May 28, 2007

Nut Grease

The white crusty stain that resides of a chair that was given to you but was previously owned by a sweaty fat peice of shit.

OMG Thats like the terminator of nut grease! it keeps coming back!

by David Love June 23, 2008

Senora Grease Ball

A spanish teacher who is really American but likes to say she is from Spain or Argentina. Each year she likes to change the place she is from. She enjoys singing spanish songs with her class. She is short and her hair is a mini afro & has grease in it. She is a cross between a hairless mole and a prarie dog. She has a dog sweater she just loves to wear, i guess she feels she has to flunt her family around.

Senora Grease Ball le gusta mar hombres.
Senora Grease Ball likes sea men.
put the last word together to make one

by Alejandro Felipe May 31, 2006