Gerry

Gerry is also used for the words Chaos or Destruction it is very often used to describe War as well.

World War 2 was just filled with Gerry

by Gerry the Gerry September 14, 2019

terts ma gerts

Perform fellatio on a blonde or orange haired kid in high school. Preferably one involved in high school debate.

I totally promised Jonny some terts ma gerts. Good thing he is blond and or orange haired. Plus he is on the debate team!

by someguy19979074749 November 27, 2012

Big Giant man gerth woman buster

a naturally huge penis

my Big Giant man gerth woman buster killed my mom when i came out the woom.

by cl September 28, 2003

gert

A term used for someone being completely retarded whilst thinking he/she is the oposite.

That guy is such a gert.

by WilliamMines July 27, 2007

gertie

He is the coolest guy alive.

Man, that Gertie is awsome.

by John March 6, 2005

gert

(n) A cigarette
(v) to smoke

(n) i'm dying for a gert.
(v) i've been gerting my ass off all night.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

St. Gertrude's

Big, nasty, dirty "women" that give lesbians a bad name. Have rightfully earned the moniker "dirty gerties" by attempting to hide their all-encompassing lust for St. Catherine's girls via sucking and fucking their closeted brothers in crime, Benedictine. Wear uniforms that, while not actually heinous by their own merit, manage to make these so-called girls even less attractive. Have terrible problem with making personal hygiene, thus explaining the smell of death surrounding their learning institution. *Note* This definition is in no way supposed to reflect badly on lesbians. To imply that any lesbian would find a Gertie anything but abhorrent would be a great disservice. Ladies, keep up the good work.

Dirty Gertie: I have to wax my back, chest and stomach tonight. Would you care to join me in this hair-removal festival? I know you have some unsightly body hair of your own. I saw it last night when I secretly watched you undress.
Derty Girtie 2: I'd love to, but you know, I made plans to sit in my car outside of St. Catherine's and cry. So, so many tears.
Dirty Gertie: Understandable. Maybe once I have removed said offending body hair I will join you. But only after I service my "boyfriend". I must administer a blumpkin. Oh well, anything to hide my lesbianocity.
Dirty Gertie 2: *sniffle* I was born in a Holiday Inn.
Dirty Gertie: I...love Anne Coulter. *soul dies*

by VerucaSalt January 27, 2005