fucktard

*Fucktard (n) - the combination of being a fuck-up, one who cannot seem to do anything right, or a fucker, a nuisance to society, and an individual who appears to have the mental capacity of a person who is mentally retarded

His incessant jackassory made me wanna juke the hell out of him for being such a queer little fucktard.

by Dlizzle September 17, 2008

fucktard

Person who believes that String Theory states that neutrons have charge.

Person who believe that reading Wikipedia makes you a genius in everything
Also,

Person who believes that geologist fathers means that cells undergo combustion.

"According to String Theory, neutrons have charge!"
"...Unless they're neutral...fucktard.."

by Omega Jew December 29, 2007

fucktard

A teamkiller in an online game, specifically halo.

"you killed church, you teamkilling fucktard!"
- Red vs Blue

by t3kn0 April 7, 2004

fucktard

A person sooo incredibly stupid, the situation calls for not one, but two insults. And not hyphenated. Oh, no. Two in one. To be used only in the most dire of situations, with caution. Don't put it in a sentance with other words, it doesn't belong there.

"Dylan decided to test the electric dog collar. He just ran through the electric fence, and now he's on the ground. I'm pretty sure he isn't breathing."

"Fucktard"

by eleanor-grace March 31, 2008

Fucktarded

Being so high on meth that you are so fucked up your retarded.

I did so much that I was fucktarded for days.

by PinkTinkStar December 29, 2016

fucktard

Someone that is beyond stupid and a screw up.

George Bush is a fucktard.

by greyhaze December 28, 2005

fucktard

n.
Any individual who utters the word fucktard.

"Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucktard."

by kelly November 6, 2004