clean the fuck up

wht a women sayes to her son when the house is dirty and she is pms'ing

woman: tommy clean the fuck up or i will smack you so hard they will never find your face

tommy:what the fuck ever ok:'(

by tommy!!! May 30, 2007

Fuck up an Anvil

Someone who could fuck up the simplest of requests.

Guy 1: I ask him to find my mail a letter and he forgets to put a damn stamp on it...

Guy 2: Wow, he could fuck up an anvil

by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011

Shut the fuck up

Something you should probably do

you: *existing
me: “shut the fuck up”

by stoptalking.shutup August 4, 2021

Bless the fuck up

When someone you don’t like sneeze. A nicer way of saying shut the Fuck up.

Person 1: sneeze
Everyone else in the room: bless the fuck up

by Stangley July 25, 2018

lace the fuck up

A motto from Cleveland rapper, Machine Gun Kelly, usually used in terms of his album, "lace up"

Me: Lace the fuck up!!!
Friend: Yea bitch!!! EST till the end of me!!!!

by Colissexy November 10, 2020

U fucked up

Say ur srry for fucking up nd drinking a lil more than u should have to ur girl

I'm srry I was a FUCKING DUMB ASS

U fucked up

by Chuck noooris October 20, 2019

fucked up love

It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.

girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.

girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love

by Alison.A December 21, 2019