An overrated martial art that is popular due to Chinese movies and media attention. It's actually rather behind-the-times, rigid, and not very effective in this day and age. It's still a beautiful martial art to watch with an interesting history, but in all honesty, you'd probably be just as well off with a traditional boxing, wrestling, Taekwondo, or Karate school if you were looking to get into some sort of martial arts training.
That's not to say that Kung Fu is useless or that it isn't great for other facets of life, but it's reputation as a hugely powerful martial art is a bit too flattering.
Perhaps if you dedicated your life to Kung Fu training or moved to a Shaolin Temple then the results of your training may turn out differently, but you don't have to worry that your buddy who takes Kung Fu classes twice a week can twist you up into a pretzel. It just doesn't work that way in real life.
That's not to say that Kung Fu is useless or that it isn't great for other facets of life, but it's reputation as a hugely powerful martial art is a bit too flattering.
Perhaps if you dedicated your life to Kung Fu training or moved to a Shaolin Temple then the results of your training may turn out differently, but you don't have to worry that your buddy who takes Kung Fu classes twice a week can twist you up into a pretzel. It just doesn't work that way in real life.
Guy A: Man, we should take Kung Fu!
Guy B: Let me guess... you were watching the TV series yesterday?
Guy A: Yeah, man! The DVD box-set is out!
Guy B: Let me guess... you were watching the TV series yesterday?
Guy A: Yeah, man! The DVD box-set is out!
by Anonymous Lurker December 22, 2005
Get the Kung Fumug. by DaneBramaged August 19, 2008
Get the shaq fumug. by robuttt October 7, 2006
Get the kung fumug. by Valdarthebold December 8, 2021
Get the Bullet Fumug. This is the way to act like the Joker. When he is confusing people during the Dark Knight. It's actually a persuasive technique called incongruity.
The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.
The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.
You just stole $20. Retort using Jed Fu - Hey what happens if you eat a frozen coke and have Chron's disease.
by jedfu May 4, 2010
Get the Jed Fumug. When you're singing a song and the word "fuck" is about to come up only to get bleeped and disappoint you.
My Chemical Romance- Blood
(you singing)
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful *bleep*
(You start screaming)
Fu-WHAT!!! What the fuck was that.
(you singing)
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful *bleep*
(You start screaming)
Fu-WHAT!!! What the fuck was that.
by WritterKnownAsAnonymous July 8, 2010
Get the Fu-whatmug. by ArcadeButCooler June 28, 2021
Get the fu kmug.