Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*
by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. Trashy game that nobody likes except from streamers like "Tofu, Crinja , and other streamers"..... I literally can't have a normal 'History' class without pupils in front of me talking about Fartnut. Plz helllp
Friend 1: hEy WaNnA pLaY fOrTnItE aFtEr ScHoOl?
Friend 2: SuRe
Me: *Facepalm*, Guys please stop I'll get cancer if you continue
Friend 2: SuRe
Me: *Facepalm*, Guys please stop I'll get cancer if you continue
by SchpeckLover123 September 18, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is an online battle royale im which your goal is to be the last man standing.
There is also the less played game mode called “Save the World” in which the player character has to fight a mysterious storm that summons undead enemies.
Fortnite is a game made popular with it’s unique mechanics, including a building mechanic unseen in this genre of video games.
There is also the less played game mode called “Save the World” in which the player character has to fight a mysterious storm that summons undead enemies.
Fortnite is a game made popular with it’s unique mechanics, including a building mechanic unseen in this genre of video games.
by smilymoney November 15, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. The most played game in 2018
Played by sad kids that have no life
People spend to much money on fortnite
It should be banned
Played by sad kids that have no life
People spend to much money on fortnite
It should be banned
by Biceps Jones May 21, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. The absolute worst game ever produced. Childish enough, with cartoonish graphics, it doesn't appeal to people with a brain bigger than a nut. It's cringe fanbase is filled with 9 and 12 year olds who are spoilt. When they beat you, they think they're the best in the world, and when they lose they call you out and cry. Fortnite youtubers are mostly kids again, who think that they can become as famous as Ninja by uploading cringe gameplay videos on YouTube with poor editing.
Person 1: Dude, look at these kids playing fortnite thinking they're doing something
Person 2: Yea, they think they deserve money for playing a stupid game.
These kids who overheard the conversation: NO, fortnite is big and we'll be famous bc we are better than ninja suk my cock haha
Person 1&2: *dies from cancer and cringe overdose*
Person 2: Yea, they think they deserve money for playing a stupid game.
These kids who overheard the conversation: NO, fortnite is big and we'll be famous bc we are better than ninja suk my cock haha
Person 1&2: *dies from cancer and cringe overdose*
by Irishspringgreengreen April 23, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. 
