Fortnite

The game my friend wont stop playing.

Me: Yo why the hell are you playing fortnite in shcool?
Friend: Cause its my addiction.

by FRSBR4 November 06, 2021

Fortnite

Were you looking for: Cancer?

Kid: Dad, Do you like and play Fortnite? I do.
Dad: Son, I would like to show you a place. It's called the Adoption Center.

by AAGuy March 04, 2019

Fortnite

A game that girls dont like because their boyfriends hardly pay attention to them anymore and pay attention to fortnite

Girl: hey
Boy: hey
Girl:come on call

Boy:not now babe in on fortnite with the boys
Girl:ok, later ?
Boy:yeh maybe

by Jammy12 March 22, 2018

Fortnite

Trash

Trash and fortnite are the same thing

by Peppa123 October 13, 2019

FoRtNiTe

just dog water bringback old map dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog.

FoRtNiTe is dog Kevin you suck

by Riley gravy April 04, 2022

Fortnite

A retarded game kids play because they think they are cool. Kids make fun of you for sucking even though it’s a fucking GAME

Retard: “Your so bad at fortnite kid”
Me:it’s a fucking GAME

by ozwald_copperpot August 15, 2019

Fortnite

A TERRIBLE mistake.

Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*

by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019