fittipaldi

one who starves for the cack; one who will do anything he can to find one. If he doesn't find one he will remove a rib and do his own.

guy 1:hey that kid looks like a fittipaldi
guy 2: is he suckin on a cack?
guy 1: no he's not
guy 2: well then he is defiantly not a fittipaldi

by dj mikey m February 16, 2010

Fitbit

Slang for an attractive person. Came into prominence in the nineties and currently having a resurgence.

Also used as a flirtatious greeting;

"Alright fitbit?"

"Do you like Katie?"
"Yeah she's a proper fitbit."

by Dr. Scranny Fatchen November 4, 2015

Harley Fitzgerald

The fattest kid i know

Man did you see that kid? he was like a second Harley.

by anyonomus December 12, 2004

Fitties

fucking huge titties

Shes got some fitties on her.

by Brandon Robinson September 30, 2005

d boy fitz

the act of doin something really stupid or being really stupid. when u wake up the following morning like y did i do that?

'yo last nite i banged my 14 year old step sister... i totally pulled a d boy fitz''

by kenny the kid April 6, 2008

Fitzophile

Some guy named chad who likes little girls aged 6-12. Similar to a pedophile.

did u see the fitzophile today?

by Jean Charles September 20, 2004

Dirty Fitzgerald

The sexiest, nastiest, raunchiest, craziest, most sexually pleasing act in the history of sex. EVER.

What? Well I've never done a dirty fitzgerald before, but I've always wanted to try.

Hey baby. I really loved the way you gave me that Dirty Fitzgerald.

I would have to say my favorite thing to do is a Dirty Fitzgerald.

by Cunt Chocula August 24, 2006