Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”
Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”
Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”
by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019
Get the national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is mug.To accidentally slip up and say the wrong thing on camera or before a large public group; more specifically, to accidentally say a forbidden word (usually "fuck") on the air or in a place where it is forbidden.
From an on-air gaffe made by Ernie Anastos of WNYW-TV in New York on 16 September 2009, when he accidentally told a fellow anchorman to "keep fucking that chicken."
From an on-air gaffe made by Ernie Anastos of WNYW-TV in New York on 16 September 2009, when he accidentally told a fellow anchorman to "keep fucking that chicken."
"Did you see last night's SNL? That new girl totally fucked the chicken."
"Slash is an old chickenfucker from way back. Jim Morrison used to fuck the chicken a lot. I think Bono fucked a chicken or two in his day, too."
"Slash is an old chickenfucker from way back. Jim Morrison used to fuck the chicken a lot. I think Bono fucked a chicken or two in his day, too."
by Blackie Stark October 3, 2009
Get the fuck the chicken mug.A phrase used by Antiguan males to warn people that they are not one to be played with or taken lightly.
Example
John Doe 1: * bumps into Dario at a party* and does not apologize.
Dario: Barse, you just bumped into me and didn't say sorry. A wan fuck up man me be na boss.
John Doe: * shivers* I am sorry sir. *retreats*
Confrontation Averted
John Doe 1: * bumps into Dario at a party* and does not apologize.
Dario: Barse, you just bumped into me and didn't say sorry. A wan fuck up man me be na boss.
John Doe: * shivers* I am sorry sir. *retreats*
Confrontation Averted
by CherylBigSon March 22, 2020
Get the Fuck up man me be na mug.Something a bunch of freedom-loving patriots screamed during the Daytona 500. NBC or some other cock-sucking outlet tried to cover it with: "Lets Go Brandon." Hence the meme was born
by IBeatKids October 18, 2021
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Person 2: How, you are never here on time, and you got caught jerkin it in the hallway... Fuck this place.
Person 2: How, you are never here on time, and you got caught jerkin it in the hallway... Fuck this place.
by Nauticstar87 June 14, 2010
Get the Fuck This Place mug.A term used when you want someone to get their hot dick in your ass.
For best results, scream it in the middle of intercourse. Instant boners will appear in the next neighborhood over if you scream this phrase loud enough.
For best results, scream it in the middle of intercourse. Instant boners will appear in the next neighborhood over if you scream this phrase loud enough.
by pussydestroyer69dude June 11, 2016
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It's also rhyming slang with "not here to kick the tires" of a car for sale, which has a similar meaning.
It's also rhyming slang with "not here to kick the tires" of a car for sale, which has a similar meaning.
1. "So, are we going to the pub or what?"...Jono
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate, let's fuck this puppy."...Sambo
2. "Your first month on the job has been fantastic. Sales have gone through the roof"...Manager
"Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. When I'm I going to get my commission check?...Sales rep
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate, let's fuck this puppy."...Sambo
2. "Your first month on the job has been fantastic. Sales have gone through the roof"...Manager
"Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. When I'm I going to get my commission check?...Sales rep
by Khe Sanh July 29, 2020
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