Potato Farmer

A simple minded individual. The type of person you find yourself latterly dumbing down what you previously said. Woe to one who thinks deeply, as any conversation can become tricky and aggravating.

Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.

In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.
"How is it that you were able to accidentaly make a fucking kid, but you can never accidentally make a pizza right."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."
by NoHandlebars April 04, 2015
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hobby farmer

Someone who enjoys all the perks of living on a farm whilst contributing absolutely jack shit to the national agricultural industry. Often observed sponging off the government by claiming every kind of grant or subsidy going like it's some kind of fucking give-away. A hobby farmer will own all the machinery and equipment necessary to run a successful working farm but with the slight oversight of not having any fucking livestock or crops. Not even chickens. Fingers like parsnips and trousers held up with baling twine, hobby farmers are often gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
Michael: Will the hobby farmer be joining us?
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers can't sneak a look at all the food he isn't producing.
by xpanda1982 August 07, 2014
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mung farmer

1)one who farms mung

2) lover of mung
1)When i grow up i want to become a mung farmer, i love to stock up on mung.
by rick March 14, 2005
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duck farmer

"If you think Bel Air is so scene, you ought to try a run up to NorHar and bitch out some Duck Farmers."
by David XX May 04, 2005
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lazy farmer

The sexual act of being in the missonary position but with the man so exhausted that he is completely limp, save for his penis and the few muscles required for half hearted humping. He also grunts pathetically near the woman's ear.
Zeke was so exhausted from the day's triathlon that all he had left for his wife that night was the lazy farmer.
by Scott Saxe February 02, 2005
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Ass Farmer

sombody who has lots of butt sex
John im completely fine that your gay,but are you really an ass farmer?
by Ethan D. February 14, 2007
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maryland farmer

An American slang for "motherfucker" that originated in the 1960s.
Gee golly, Willie! You're such a Maryland Farmer! Now Pa is going to beat me again!
by Eli the Barrow Boy March 27, 2008
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