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Bukkake facial

A bukkake facial is an exquisite form of art were roughly 3+ men take part in slinging their schlock all over a single womens face, this form of art was adopted by Leonardo da Vinci when he first hypothesized that mona Lisas face was beautiful when slathered in the other white spread.
Leonardo da vinci: mona your face is impeccable when covered with my schlock mona: you got the shit in my eye i dub this a bukkake facial
by Don't try this at home69 July 21, 2021
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Colon Facial

The term for when a grown man excessively kowtows to a superior grown man.
It looks like he is in the bosses office again for his daily colon facial.
by Chunky Party Pants November 12, 2010
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facial cumshot

A great ending in a porn video!
"Dude did you see that new video with Madison Ivy ? There was a facial cumshot at the end!
by Alwaysusevpn May 15, 2016
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Mexican Facial

A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.

Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)
Most of that Mexican Facial I ordered ended up on Sophi's cheek.

Who drinks this stuff?
by Dr. Johnson October 14, 2008
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Facially Challenged

Ugly. Can also mean non-photogenic.
I know that's a bad picture of me. They're all bad - I'm facially challenged.
by Mummanummamah April 8, 2010
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Facial Genocide

A sperm demonstration on a willingful (hopefully) victim. Many dead, no survivor, except the two interested protagonists.
A Facial Genocide would be most welcomed tonight, dear. Please proceed.
by BrillantJoel July 1, 2008
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