Cunt Church

The word Cunt is considered to be the worst insult in the English "language".

But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.

Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.

Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.

That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.

-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...

"I embrace the Cunt church,the Cunt god saved my son from masturbating to My Little Pony hentai"

by O***** November 14, 2017

Churching for Gold

The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.

Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.

by Alabama Princess April 27, 2009

Church Whore

someone who goes out with or sleeps with everyone from their church or youth group

oh my gosh kristan did you hear about gregory he's such a church whore

by horatioiksmylove March 31, 2006

Tucker and Church

(1)The two most leetest people in the world of gaming.
(2) The best characters on Red vs Blue.

Tucker and Church got in a Warthog and pwned everyone on the map.

by none January 15, 2005

god church

a word that jake paul made up to rhyme with his extremely terrible song and music video

just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by emo trash June 19, 2017

Church Bitch

Someone who is a steriotypical goodie goodie conformist who wears only desinger clothes and hangs with the other preps and kids in the choir and acts proper and snobby just becuase their parents are borderline rich.

The school is over run with church bitches who walk around like we should be begging to kiss their asses.

by _J.Ham_ April 13, 2011

Church Bitch

A coworker that thinks they are really good at their job, but in fact are not only bad at their job, they also make their coworkers' jobs more difficult because they suck so bad.

Ryan so lazy and always getting in my way. He's such a church bitch.

by dzimney July 01, 2010