ball fondler

A questionable males sexuality or a homosexual.

1st example:
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."

Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"

2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."

by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007

fontrum

The situation in which one is a third party observer to a so greatly embarrassing situation that the observer is uncomfortable.

1)Watching movies like Meet the parents can be a fontrum. It goes so bad for Greg that you feel uncomfortable.

by BrockIII September 22, 2005

Fonda

Fonda: Spanish for foundation, profound.

Fonda's are usually pretty chill and easy to get along with. Being active and super f*cking sexy is their best quality! Dating a Fonda you'll find out that they are loyal, honest, independent, and feirce.

My girl Fonda is down for anything!

by Mercenary88 April 5, 2010

Jane Fonda

A colloquial term for rigours sexual intercourse.

Made popular by American musician Mickey Avalon, the phrase derives from a series of exercise videos actress Jane Fonda starred in during the early 1980's to mid 90's (1982-1995). To "Jane Fonda" means to engage in a through and exasperating workout. Thus refers to rough and/or tiring sex.

"more junk in the trunk than a Honda
i know you wanna do the JANE FONDA"

by urbanr0cker May 7, 2008

THE HENRI FONDA

THE ART OF OLD MEN PULLING THEIR OLD WRINKLED SCROTUM'S FULLY OVER A WOMAN'S FACE

"YO DUDE!" MY DAD WENT TO A SENIOR'S DANCE AND GAVE SOME OLD HO' THE HENRI FONDA. THE BITCH NEVER SAW IT COMIN'"

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

the fonz

fictional character from the T.V show Happy Days

"Who is your spiritual guide?"
"The fonz"

by chris elveer November 23, 2006

fontanoon

to pass gas in while lounging in the bathe tub and bite the arising bubbles

by Bridget the midget September 13, 2003