Evan

Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks

Guy 1: “Hey look it’s Evan”
Guy 2: “Woahhhh I love him already”
Guy 1: “The fuck“

by skskskskandioopsistersevanugly November 3, 2019

Evan

A very successful guy. He has a lot of money and has no problems. He is very generous and always helps his friends.

Andy: He has so much money!
Janet: I know right, he's probably an Evan

by thecroissanthathatesu February 12, 2019

Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)

guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”

by feuves January 23, 2022

Evan

loves HORSE PUSSY

Guy 1 : "Hey, is that Evan over there?"
Guy 2 : "Yeah, he likes horse pussy."
Evan : "HORSE PUSSY!"

by ehsoapsdhdhdhdbbdn October 31, 2017

Evan

a cocksucking headcase

evan is a headcase

by arrrrrrrgg June 25, 2019

Evan

An amazing person. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for and more. He’s cute, adorable, funny, and most of all the biggest dork you will ever meet. If you have an Evan in your life make sure he knows how thankful you are that he’s around. Oh, and don’t let him go.

Hey is that dude an Evan?
Yeah of course he is, he’s the biggest dork I know.

by Give me a reason I’m not right August 5, 2019

Evan

Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.

Evan is amazing at basketball

by Urmomswanga October 21, 2017