Emerae

The most beautiful spectacular, gorgeous, cute, incredible, breathtaking, wonderful, pretty, adorable, and most importantly cutifulazing girl ever.There isn't a person in the world that doesn't enjoy talking to her. she is nice yet very honest. She will tell it like it is. Very inellegent and active. She takes every word she says into great thought. She Makes everyone laugh but sometimes they are laughing at her. She is very careful with her actions but approaches them in a careless manner. She is extermely talented. Loves her close friends and family so much she would lay her life down for them. And when she sets her mind to something there is no going back. She is confident in her skin and has self respect for herself which makes guys admire her even more. She would never let a guy get in the way of her education. She is strong and able to live with no man. She is headstrong, and good with tools. As for guys they all love her but none have the courage to ask her out. she always sets her mind on one guy and that one guy only and she will stop at nothing to make her hers. She is sucessful in anything she does and does it with pride. in the end she is a beautiful, smart, sweet, determined girl that everyone is friends with.

If only I had a Emerae in my life.

Dang your so lucky to be with emerae.

by KarmaClout December 1, 2018

Emerald Day

This day is February 17th, where discord user Emerald Goddess (tag not shown due to privacy reasons) gets to harrass discord moderators, admins, and owners.

Today is Emerald Day.

by Smugboi February 16, 2022

Emergentz

THE BEAST OF ALL BEASTS! Truly an unimaginable DEMON coming to kill all. Emergentz is a word of DEATH and unholiness. Anyone who possesses this name is unholy!

Unholy Woman: My name is emergentz.
Holy woman: GET AWAY! -flashes cross-

by SoyDivine May 23, 2022

embroidery

A traditional art form that involves using a needle and thread to put decorative designs on fabric. Nowadays it is most often done with a machine to put the logos of shitty sports teams on hats.

(not to be confused with cross stitch)

Ronald: Wow Annie I love the design on that hoodie you're wearing
Annie: Thanks its embroidered
Ronald: That's awesome embroidery is such an underappreciated art form that needs more recognition

by ceebee-bruh November 24, 2022

Emergency hummus

When one needs to hide having sex, one must bring out the “emergency hummus”. A must have for subterfuge.

Mom, “Were you and your friend having sex?”

Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)

by Madz108 March 7, 2023

anal emergency

That feeling you get when you have to go. Right now. Or you may shit yourself.

Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!

by Sivarticus January 12, 2014

Fake Emergency

Giving the false appearance that urgent assistance or action is needed immediately.

This normally occurs in a work or personal setting where a person/group wants you to believe that something is extremely important and takes precedence over other items.

They made us believe that working on the new technology project was of the upmost importance but it turns out that it was a fake emergency. It has since been put on an indefinite hold.

by AR2021 July 4, 2021