eli

a dumb little dumby who wears colorful dumb fucking hoodies

Some lesbian mom: Hey eli.

by fugiroeifjkgkg November 12, 2019

Eli

Eli is a fucking bitch. Can't you tell by his name? He is a conceited person who only cares for his own humor regardless of who he needs to hurt to humor himself. Will he help you if you are hurt? NO. Eli only has friends that like him for his money and status, fuck eli.

Person 1: YO fuck eli
Person 2: Ya

by BLITZ87 September 8, 2019

eli

some one with a very small penis.

you boy reminds me of eli.

by sir nip nip April 21, 2018

Eli

A fat vampire like creature that takes the form of humans in order to get closer to their pet cats whom Eli sucks venom from. The Eli usually takes the form of an average kid who constantly tries to flex how much he goes to gold’s gym.

Dude your such an Eli get away from my cat!

by DashCash December 20, 2019

Eli

A guy who will always have your back and is very loving and kind. He will always make you laugh when you are sad and hold you when you cry no matter what. He's usually a stoner that rides a skateboard and is a little protective. He has a one track mind and gets passionate about subjects he cares about to the point where it gets annoying. He is the kind of guy you don't wanna live without.

FRIEND: why are you so happy
GIRL: I was just talking to Eli

by i_like_dick_2000 December 6, 2018

Eli

total doucher, you meet the guy, he wears his hat so low, calling it “tilt” so far that he cannot see. he tries to put “-ski” after every word. plays hockey but sucks dick at it. thinks he gets girls but doesnt. somehow has a massive horse cock. if you meet a guy like this he’s an eli. total doucher.

Wow that Eli is such a douche!

by DrewFucksGirls May 23, 2018

Eli

Eli is a little annoying shot you never want to get friends with because he never shuts up

Hey look it's Eli, he's an annoying shit

by Notcoolkid101 November 12, 2019