calm your farm, eat a sandwich

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich

by the J to the o May 14, 2011

Have your cake and eat it too.

Valentines Day is for the lovers, this day is for the fuckers. A day for cake and eating out- show your women some love on this auspicious day in return for the careful cooking and blowing that was bestowed upon you during steak and blowjob day. Eat your cake boys.

Also, take note- cake is a metaphor, if your lady wants steak, get her a damn steak.

whatever the opposite of steak and blowjob day is, do that.

ie: have your cake and eat it too.

by BJays July 31, 2012

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

eatyoursoup.com

Eatyoursoup.com, one of several shock sites in the meatspin.com ring, is a movie of two Japanese females having sex with a strap-on dildo. Both females are covered in vomit and the female on top continuously vomits on the female on the bottom as they writhe around in what looks to be a mixture of vomit, feces, and other unidentifiable, yet still disgusting, masses.

There is another website that is linked directly from eatyoursoup.com, which is eatyoursoup.com/take-my-soup/, which displays a naked woman, covered in vomit and standing on table, leaning over to vomit upon another female, who is laying face up on a table, wearing only a pair of black panties. The second woman gets a bit of the vomit in her mouth and gasps.

"Hey man, check out eatyoursoup.com, it's incredible!"

"What is it?"

"You have to see it to believe it."

2 minutes later.

"I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

by aut0rg August 8, 2009