Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013

Eastering

The act of fingering Easterday

I am eastering him tonight

by Easterdondo October 10, 2019

Easter

Shitty Christmas

Only one month before Shitty Christmas (Easter) everyone! What are you asking for?, it'd better be a basket full of beans cause that's what you're getting!

by LookAtThisGraph April 21, 2017

Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.

"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.

by Shella34 May 13, 2011

Easter Show Bags

Australian slang term for fake breasts. Variation on the Australian slang term - “fun bags” or “bags” which is a colloquialism for boobs or breasts.

The variation is related to the cheap plastic bags of toys that can be purchased at Easter shows around the country.

Easter shows are celebrations held in the weeks around Easter originally aimed for farmers and agricultural exhibitions / competitions. More recently Easter shows are aimed at families to see animals, go on rides and purchase “Easter show bags” for the kids.

Nice Easter show bags at the beach today.
OR
Check out the bags, shows bags, but still good.

by anonymous June 20, 2025

Easter Bunny

A rapist dressed in a bunny costume for your kids, So they can sit on his lap.

The kids visited the "easter bunny" this year at the mall.

by Go Fuck Yourself Easter Bunny April 16, 2017

Easter Bush

When it’s Easter Sunday, and you take the grass filling and the golden egg out of the basket and put it on your vagina, and wam! Now you have a beautiful colorful Easter bush

My bright rainbow Easter bush was coming out of my panties

by Easter Bush April 5, 2021