Douged it

When your playing golf and you take the shittest shot.

Swinging the club super hard but the ball only moves 4 feet. Fucking douged it.

by Mestry1 May 21, 2021

Dougged

When you're so wasted you can't even walk up the stairs to your flat, but you have to be carried by a buffed passerby (with absolutely no homosexual intentions) to your bed.

I woke up this morning in my bed but I don't remember getting here. I must have gotten dougged.

by [dabs internally] November 1, 2017

Doug

A Doug is a high school teacher who touches children inappropriately, a pedophile who works with or around children

I get weird vibes from your friend Steve, he's such a Doug.

by RavashingSteve July 30, 2023

doug

horny feral rabid will bite you hes stupid and ugly but i love him very much sexy dog

doug stubid

by help help hlpe May 19, 2020

Doug

Just a sad moron

Person 1: Look at Doug over there
Person 2: What is he retarded?

by Figgeh douggo March 12, 2018

Doug

A doug is a ginger or an in denial curly headed strawberry blonde.. or a loner..

“Oi boys have a look at that doug”.. or “yeah doug” (when you see a ginger)

by Dog of the sea June 7, 2018

Doug Dimmadome

a person who wears all white and a comically large hat

man that guy looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!!!

by stupidly stupid stupid idiot October 29, 2023