Dorito bang

When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.

I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.

by T-erection January 17, 2022

Dorito Bod

A gym-addicted mf who only hits arms and back and has such a big upper bod and no legs that they literally look like a dorito.

Damn, that mother fucker has a dorito bod!

by Bunky Blair April 18, 2022

Cat dorito

Cat turds in a litter box that are covered in cat litter. These make tasty treats for dogs.

Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.

Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.

John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.

by MynameJeff81 January 19, 2021

Dusty Dorito

GET THe FU AWAY FrOm ME

Ew dusty dorito

by Future4371 January 30, 2021

Doritos

The best triangle chips.

Hey, man you try those new doritos.

by BigBrainRyder February 6, 2021

Dorito

Shiitty version of talkis

Doritos are garbage

by Dorito hater March 5, 2021

Dorito

Finely coifed pubic hair above a woman's vagina.shaped into a small triangle. So as to resemble a dorito.

If I'm given a choice between a landing strip and a dorito. I'll choose the dorito every time,

by 4realazitgits March 7, 2021