Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
by Rusty spork March 24, 2020
Get the social distancing conversationsmug. by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 04, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Distance I, Angel Hellstorm JOse RObles Was gapping<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.
Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???
Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"
Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"
by lolo.24 November 25, 2020
Get the social distancymug. Close enough to something or someone that you could pick that thing's nose with little effort, typically used in exaggeration.
by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 06, 2018
Get the nose picking distancemug. Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.
Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.
by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020
Get the Social Social-Distancingmug. When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.
Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"
Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"
Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"
Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"
Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!
Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"
Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"
Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"
Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!
Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025
Get the Pissing Distancemug. yeahh we have been in love for a quite sometime but i never knew about your study phase concentration. but i know its difficult there , i will be there for you and i just hope we pass this phase asap because i miss you so much , its been little humiliating for me when u tak me for granted but i m not complaining , i don't know the atmosphere there ..what i know is that atmosphere took my faaique far away from me . but i am still happy because i know somewhere he care about me.
by hey its me sam February 23, 2023
Get the long distancemug.