Dingleberry

The noun, Dingleberry, is used to describe the faecal matter attached to the hair surrounding and inside the anus.

Emrys made the sofa smell by sitting down with his dingleberry-coated bum

by FlacicdOtter May 20, 2019

dingleberry

A foolish person that doesn’t know what’s going on.

Sarah is a dingleberry

by Urban dictionary named myself December 29, 2019

Dingleberries

Lint balls in the genital and anal areas .

Jim Doe got dingleberries in his general areas from using the wrong toilet tissue.

by Straw white September 26, 2019

Dingleberry

Trump like qualities

This dingleberry here! 🙄

by Michelle Gleghorn February 15, 2020

Dingleberry Catch

When someone has dingleberries (shitty toilet paper stuck to anus hairs) and another partner attempts to eat the berries off of the arsehole.

Me and the wife tried dingleberry catch last night. She managed to eat 4.

by Daveyfishface March 10, 2020

Dingleberry

A silly person that is weird

You are such a dingleberry

by Bubba bug March 10, 2020

Dingleberries

The little round fecal pellets of animal droppings such as sheep, that have the appearance of a berry lying in grass or still hanging from or in the vicinity of the woollen backsides they emanated from.

Clueless person: Oooh look I found some magic berries in the long grass in yonder field... they don't taste as good as they look.

Farmer: Yep ye found some dingleberries from m' dingleberry field. I hope ye closed the gate or all m' sheep will scarper.

by Munchy Arsebiscuit May 28, 2020