Denver

A man a myth and a complete legend. People that are Denvers have huge dicks and are very funny loving and just all around awesome. They get no hoes because they don’t know how to to ask people out.

“Man I would date him but he's such a denver”
“Stfu Monkey”

by SawzyMan February 2, 2022

Denver That

Denver That. Like Never That.

Joe says to Jim, Lets go to the dealership to find me a new car!
Jim Replies to Joe and says, Denver That! The Dealership is the Stealership,
Let's Check Craigslist instead!

by Lil Wiggz September 10, 2021

Denver

An overpriced city full of culture less, passive aggressive Caucasian tech people who live sex less lives.

If you spent $700,000 on a 2 bd 1 bath house just to be surrounded by homeless people and gentrified Mexican restaurants that charge 5 dollars a taco, you just be from Denver.

by Hombre September 17, 2021

Denver

Your probably the coolest kid in your school and all the babes like you.

Now fuck some hoes

Denver is the hottest kid yes

by suckitnowbitch July 22, 2021

Denver

The only city where it can be 101 degrees out with a winter storm warning in effect for a blizzard coming through tomorrow. Every city seems to claim the "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes", but in Denver it is actually true. It is called the mile high city for more than one reason.

Daniel: Damn, It's 101 out, I'm sweating so much, Denver is wack bro, it shouldb't be this hot in march
Mikey: Well its gonna be -11 tomorrow and 3 feet of snow
Daniel: Not again

by guythatlivesindenverlmao July 24, 2021

denver's birthday

A celebration lasting from New Year's Day to New Years Eve.

"bro its denver's birthday today"
"its everyday bro"

by LLassLazyK September 4, 2021

Denver

Denver is a guy's name, or maybe not really a "guy".

You would never feel sadness and loneliness whenever he's around because he have that ability to just make the atmosphere light and happy. He is one of the most supportive friend you'll ever have. But when it comes to relationship, he's not the luckiest.

Denver: Hello! Nice meeting you all! I am Denver, not the city though.

by you_have_lost_me June 8, 2021