My 2 foot neon blue glow in the dark sparkly dick covered in basic ass, white bitch, pumpkin spice bleach and cum 5 shades pinker then your moms eyes after 69ing a turtle for 3 hours at 2:21 in the morning
by Iamgayerthenyourmom November 30, 2017
The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.
The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.
by Dante Rau July 20, 2006
by Thor November 04, 2004
by Deborah Lee July 20, 2006
When a man is taking a dump in the tank of a toilet while a female is sitting on the bowl taking a dump while facing him and performing oral sex on him.
Yo I was taking a shit and Tracy want to give me a blumpkin but she also had to take a shit so we did an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin
by Roger Podacter September 19, 2010
From audience participation in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. When dinner (E.T.'s head, or Madonna's clit, or Meatloaf, depending on what the audience says) is served, as the carver slices the meat, the audience yells this.
It's the Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker! It slices, it dices, it even circumcizes!
'Forth' skin, congratulations, you're Jewish! Fifth skin, congratulations, you're a woman!
'Forth' skin, congratulations, you're Jewish! Fifth skin, congratulations, you're a woman!
by rsog2000 August 06, 2006
Nick: Yo man i just took a Shit on Deans Toilet
RoseMarry: Yo you just Super Upper Decker Deluxe His Ass
RoseMarry: Yo you just Super Upper Decker Deluxe His Ass
by Dusty Dean July 28, 2010