cold deck

(n) In poker, a deck of cards that a player feels is not yielding an average number of playable hands.

"I'm not sure if it's a cold deck or I suck, but I can't win a hand tonight!"

by Coell May 14, 2005

decked out

When a fat girl gets dressed up in expensive clothing and walks(wattles) around as she pertends she's the hottest girl in the hood.

Dee: yo bro you see that sexy fat bitch?
Mac: yeah bro she's totally decked out

by sexyington January 9, 2013

Tech Decking

Tech Decking is when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out a tech deck and do tricks on her ass. This process has been confirmed to be the only moral way to have premarital sex.

“Yo I’m totally tech decking on this girl rn” -Chad “yeah I know, I’m watching because it’s so awesome”-John

by Fungoid August 27, 2020

wet-decks

Divorced female's. Howard Hughes definition of a newly divorced woman. Hughes apparently enjoyed to bed females of this sort. The term is similar to that sloppy seconds.

I love nailing those wet-decks!

by Swanky Frankie December 24, 2007

Top Deck

To defecate into the cistern of a toilet

"I just top decked my stepfather's toilet"

by skegger March 26, 2005

Deck the Halls

1. A Traditional Welsh/Scottish-English Christmas carol

2. Punching a bag of Halls Cough Drops

Charlie has anger issues and a bad cough, so when the bag of cough drops wouldn't open on Christmas Eve, he knew he had to Deck the Halls.

by Senor Fuckwad December 3, 2020

Getting on the decks

Female masturbation. When a woman is rubbing her clit and labia in a repetitive motion with the hand flat in a way that resembles a DJ scratching a vinyl.

"Fran was late for work because she was too busy getting on the decks"

by jfray January 9, 2015