Darren Spreadbury

Literal god. More knowledgeable and wise than anyone in the universe.

Nobody is on the level of Darren Spreadbury.

by KVDT17 July 29, 2021

Darren

Always on the lookout for free food if you have any leftovers please throw at him

You left me short in my KFC order can i it get for free now said Darren

by me da February 19, 2022

darren

an idiot that plays minecraft in the middle of class and is a dick about it when someone asks

don't you hate darren

by max is a dick March 3, 2022

Darren

A Darren is typically someone that acts like an asshole and isnt very good at anything and is very fat and overweight. They are also known for having very tiny penises.

Oh god here comes darren.

by Inpulsitive December 20, 2024

Darren

The most hardcore of hardcore Apple fans, they can’t justify why they like Apple products other than “it’s Apple!”

“Why do you think this iPhone is better than this Samsung?”

“It’s Apple mate”

“Oh god it’s a Darren”

by Ellpas Enohpi August 5, 2025

Darren

Someone who talks a lot, famous rapper

Darren is performing today/tonight!

by IowaWoman November 11, 2025

wet darren

Shaking the piss drips off of your cock on to a sleeping friends face.

Shushh he's sleeping give him a wet darren.

by Fatballbag February 21, 2025