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Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL
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Casted from the gigachad himself, Dan is a really cool guy. He has so much ice that if you touch him you will instantly freeze and ejaculate.
Dan is the balance between universal knowledge and your favourite kink.
Casted from the gigachad himself, Dan is a really cool guy. He has so much ice that if you touch him you will instantly freeze and ejaculate.
Dan is the balance between universal knowledge and your favourite kink.
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"What the fuck Dan, you just turned david to ice"
"I shoved a entire pillow up my vagina jerking off to Dan"
"What the fuck Dan, you just turned david to ice"
"I shoved a entire pillow up my vagina jerking off to Dan"
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