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Dairies

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Dairies:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
mugGet the Dairiesmug.

Dairying

Where dogs (typically named 'Leaf') tend to sit on your revision work, while attempting to study for an exam.
Leaf! Stop dairying!
by glallan June 6, 2011
mugGet the Dairyingmug.

dairy queen

In gay slang - a guy who loves to drink cum. I suppose it could apply to a girl as well.
"That bitch is such a dairy queen, every time she burps it smells like a used condom."
by SubAtomicBear July 28, 2016
mugGet the dairy queenmug.

Dairied

Dude did you see that clip on Twitch from BakeAndCake_ she is Dairied.

Dude that shot was Dairied.
by Croaton465 June 10, 2024
mugGet the Dairiedmug.

dairy bar

it’s a guy thing; the boys can’t say
yooo you just got dairy bar’d”
by trey_boi March 20, 2021
mugGet the dairy barmug.

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