Dane

One of the most funnest guys to be around. He is very funny. And really cute. He may seem like the one that doesnt like to talk much, but when he's around his friends, hes hilarious. Dane's always have an ugly body, and wont push girls too much. Dane's are just short and don’t pull girls. They are the kids who sit in the corner at a party or with girls.

Girl 1: Hey where were you last night?

Girl 2: With a Dane(:

Girl 1: Really?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's gay ! You have to find a Dane, they're supper ugly short and gay !
by dawgy November 24, 2009

by anonymous November 21, 2023

dane atherton

Absolute frybag fae wally

"Theres that junkie dane atherton aww naw"
Said liam devine

by Mussy boys July 19, 2023

Dane

An albino looking blonde white kid who needs glasses, though the glasses don't actually help. His parents named him after a dog breed, so he's really depressed. He says he has no friends, but realistically, he has a friend or two. His girlfriend is also really ugly as well. Dane has a very tiny dick. He's also gay but in denial, so he has a girlfriend.

You see that albino kid over there? Yeah. He's a Dane.

I know right, what a gay ass Dane.

by kekekeklolyeet January 5, 2019

Dane

An annoying reyard who not many people like. He plays a lot of lacrosse and thinks he’s the coolest for playing it. He may be buff but he’s an absolute retard who tells unfunny “your mom” jokes.

Dane: your mom is so fat that she looks like a big ballon

Everyone else: Shut the fuck up dane

by YoungBlue March 19, 2019

Dane

Name of a really cool human who, amongst friends and coworkers, is also seen as a metaphorical danish, any flavor. Flaky when the time is right, full of flavor when you take another bite.

Them: “Every time I see one of these delicious cream-cheesy pastries, I think of the greatest lover of my life…”

Their Friend: “Was their name Dane?”

Them: “Mmhmm.”

Their friend: “Mmhmm…”

by SerraBard November 23, 2021

big dane

Large, stupid, loveable idiot. Camp as Christmas and proud of it. Gets boisterous when over stimulated and can cause damage to people and property if not preempted and shouted at.

Look at this “big Dane” I know why they chose him to be flower boy at their wedding.

by BigNicey November 24, 2021

Bloody Dane

A term given to Red Heads. Around 1900, in a village close to the city of Liverpool, it was recorded that ‘if a redheaded man ventured to come to the door on New Year’s Eve as a ‘first-foot’, he was driven away and called a bloody Dane’.

did you see that man who walked into town this new years?
yeah he’s a bloody dane and needs to go!

by Bloody Dane January 23, 2022