DOCTOR OR HOOKER

Girl seems to be wearing a trench coat and alot of muddy makeup, snapping her 3/5 inch heals down the hallway of the hospital stay in rooms. Her partner blocks a fire exit for about 3 minutes while typing on the computer. The team then stairs in a daze as one man needs to puke from so much oxicotton. Then some other of her partners trip thier feet and bump into thigs when they walk.

Little tootsie foot: "I know there was a lot of horse shit on the streets rotting everyone's inside out backin the day and your body needs repair now Daddy, whoa was that a DOCTOR OR HOOKER in that swampy looking trench coat thing?"

Daddy, "I hate that nurse."

Little tootsie foot, I sure have to stair everyone down here incase there would be a fire, and what the hell are they kissing over there or is that her uturus sticking out like a pony? DOCTOR OR HOOKER? "

by thenonqueefedgazelle January 28, 2010

Doctor Noobasaurus

A guitar playing, noob, that wears a stethoscope and has a funny hat

the drawing in my math book is of a Doctor Noobasaurus.

by oashflGFKHGI234R December 24, 2008

Doctor Noobasaurus

A guitar playing, noob, that wears a stethoscope and has a funny hat

Do you see that drawing in my math book? Well that is of Doctor Noobasaurus

by The Dark Side of the Pillow December 25, 2008

doctor pharmacist

A situation where you trust the advice of an under-educated individual of similiar professions.

"I went to get my goider looked at, I gave them the ol' doctor pharmacist and popped it myself"

by doctor8 January 30, 2008

Doctor Sloan

Taken directly from the name of the main character of Diagnosis Murder, the act of doing a 'Doctor Sloan' involves solving, or helping to solve, a problem using information that by all accounts SHOULDN'T be useful at that point. Could also be described as a fluke of genius in unlikely circumstances.

Person A: "Fat Fuck Freddy has gone to the chinese takeaway without me and left 10 minutes ago. We'll never catch him now."

Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"

Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"

Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"

Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"

by Ivor Alias May 10, 2009

doctor hurley

When one has put themselves in a very stressful situation and is doomed for failure. Whether the failure be due to procrastination, being lazy, not being omniscient, or simply due to God's choice.

student: "I just took this quiz, and I totally failed."
friend: "You didn't just fail, you Doctor Hurley-ed!"

by SFM! September 10, 2009

Doctor Peddle

An African-American/Black individual who is notably a gay man/homosexual and sells drugs but usually always gets robbed. Doctor Peddlers usually have Low Potency Marijuana(Bush Chronic) which is one of the main reasons they get punked, other then the fact they are noticably gay through the way they talk.

Let's punk that doctor peddle muthafucka on the corner that we punked yesterday

by RCaine January 27, 2011