He was built like a freight train, and probably had the diesel power to match, too...or, so I saw from her face the next morning.
by Stupidly Sophisticated August 03, 2021
by Seventree April 18, 2019
To firmly, and without prior notice or preparation, insert a finger(s) into the butthole of the person(s) with whom one is engaged in oral sex, resulting in low to moderate pain that kills the romantic mood.
A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”
A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”
Me: She was giving me this amazing blow job and then, out of nowhere, she shoves a finger in my ass and starts to go at it. No lube. Long finger nails. And just raw dogs it, fast and furious.
Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.
Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.
Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.
Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.
by MassIndulgence November 02, 2022
A person who has no intention of using the "technical" use for a diesel truck. Instead of being simple, practical and functional, they heavily modify diesel their pick-ups with high performance modifications, loud exhausts, flashy wheels and street tires. Often used just for hot rodding.
He bought a low mileage one owner Cummins and lowered it on street tires, with compounds and a FMBV trans. He can't even tow with it anymore! He's such a Diesel Douche!
by Memaydmenn February 10, 2014
Someone who is environmentally conscious, especially in regard to global warming. However, drives a truck or car that belches black smoke. Usally owns sleds, quads, dirt bikes etc.
Zack keeps talking about saving the polar bears but drives that lifted dodge 1 ton that smokes more then a chines factory. Definitely a diesel hippie.
by Trash Panda101 October 22, 2018
Wow! Emeline and Miranda are my BEST diesel friends! They are so weird and love a good pickup. #Ford
by ehxi February 17, 2017