diaper mask

What one wears when they are going to get shitfaced

"Hey Paul I hope you brought your diaper mask because we are getting shitfaced"

by taterskinss July 10, 2012

diaper duper

A dufus who wears diapers when they are 10 years old and still sucks their mother's teat.

I understand that your cousin is a diaper duper.

by xarbone September 26, 2009

Diaper Booty

A girl with flat butt that has a little sag to it in an unappealing manor, usually in a pair of jeans. A butt that resembles a sagging baby diper.

Man, yo girl gots Diaper Booty. or When that girl turned around, I almost ran from her Diaper Booty.

by SellinUdreamS August 23, 2006

diaper kink

Everyone keeps saying i have a diaper kink 😭😭😭

I don’t 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😔😔😔😔😔

Don’t search this up please 😭😭😭😭😭

You: Pls no, I don’t have a diaper kink..

Person 1: yes you do noob.

You: NO U

by xSandx April 17, 2021

mahogany diaper

Taking your balls and pulling them around your cock then pushing a nail through your balls to sercure them.

Bob: hey why did you miss cindy's party yesterday.

Bill: i couldn't walk because of my mahogany diaper.

Bob: HAHA! sucks to be you.

by bigg_daddy_smokey June 15, 2009

Executive Diaper

This is when you are the go to team or guy that catches all the shit from upper management.

"I hate being the executive diaper at the weekly meeting."

by HavoCnMe August 22, 2011

Cosmic Diaper

A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.

Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.

Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.

by PunkRoctorok October 22, 2011