diaper mask

What one wears when they are going to get shitfaced

"Hey Paul I hope you brought your diaper mask because we are getting shitfaced"

by taterskinss July 10, 2012

diaper duper

A dufus who wears diapers when they are 10 years old and still sucks their mother's teat.

I understand that your cousin is a diaper duper.

by xarbone September 26, 2009

Diaper Booty

A girl with flat butt that has a little sag to it in an unappealing manor, usually in a pair of jeans. A butt that resembles a sagging baby diper.

Man, yo girl gots Diaper Booty. or When that girl turned around, I almost ran from her Diaper Booty.

by SellinUdreamS August 23, 2006

Diaper Pudding

The butterscotch pudding colored substance found in your 8 week old's diapers.

The baby is cooking up a batch of diaper pudding in his Huggies.

by Vodzman January 31, 2009

Executive Diaper

This is when you are the go to team or guy that catches all the shit from upper management.

"I hate being the executive diaper at the weekly meeting."

by HavoCnMe August 22, 2011

mahogany diaper

Taking your balls and pulling them around your cock then pushing a nail through your balls to sercure them.

Bob: hey why did you miss cindy's party yesterday.

Bill: i couldn't walk because of my mahogany diaper.

Bob: HAHA! sucks to be you.

by bigg_daddy_smokey June 15, 2009

diaper kink

Everyone keeps saying i have a diaper kink 😭😭😭

I don’t 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😔😔😔😔😔

Don’t search this up please 😭😭😭😭😭

You: Pls no, I don’t have a diaper kink..

Person 1: yes you do noob.

You: NO U

by xSandx April 17, 2021