Filthy Cucumber

The act in which the female takes the penis in her right hand and with her left hand applies green food dye up and down. And casually the woman defecates on the the penis. Hence, you have the Filthy Cucumber

DANG YO. last nite i gave my man one hell of a filthy cucumber. AWWW SHITT

by hotttiieee July 3, 2008

Irish Cucumber

A combination of Mexican, Irish and Eskimo. These citizens have long hair on their face with black, oarnge and white hairs. Typical name is Joe.

Man Joe you look like an Irish Cucumber.

by Skittlzdaboss June 17, 2018

russian cucumber

When a guy does diaheeria on the girls chest and then titty fucks her. Then the girl proceeds to blow the diaheeria covered dick.

Jim: I'm gonna shit on your chest, titty fuck you, and then you gonna blow me

Sasha: okay

(15minutes later)

Sasha: what was that it was amazing

Tim: that was Russian cucumber babe

by Slim Jim642 April 16, 2014

cucumeriform

resembling a cucumber.

The bitter gourd is cucumeriform.

by uttam maharjan July 6, 2011

Cucumber Maki

When you ejaculate on someone's face

He gave her the cucumber maki

by Hubert121212 September 24, 2012

Cucumber fencing

Cucumber fencing is when two men have sex without penetration.

Michael: Hello, David. I was thinking we could watch a movie tonight and maybe later do some cucumber fencing.

David: Lets just skip the movie and go straight to the fencing!

Michael: I guess we can do that

by Nick Jackelson May 13, 2014

Cucumber

A cucumber a long green healthy thing what Calum Hood used to pleasure the female fans if he feels up to it. The female fans have seen his cucumber from a leaked snapchat and it was fairly decently sized; we all thoroughly enjoyed it.

Calum fucked the fan using his large cucumber sprouting from his body

by Hemmingsbitch January 23, 2015