crumbed fish

This is were you swim naked, come onto the beach and essentially ’crumb’ yourself in soft sand appearing like a crumbled piece of fish

oi bro wanna be a crumbed fish

odds on being a crumbed fish

by jushereforlols December 8, 2019

crumb slut

An inexperienced person that trades sexual favors for dope at a discounted rate. A shard whore in training.

Yo man, this crumb slut just blew me for a bowl pack. At that rate I think I will keep her for the weekend!

by ItsMe78 July 30, 2023

Nature Crumbs

Bits of dried leaves, twigs, dirt, etc., usually in a crushed form.

After I had gotten up off the sidewalk, my friend pointed out to me, "You have nature crumbs on your butt."

by ChucktheBassdrum October 7, 2008

ahh crumbs

"Ahh crumbs" is an explanation phrase used to exclaim that things are not going to plan.

Ahh crumbs, we are not going to make that deadline.

by Inquisitive Joe September 4, 2023

Bikini Crumbs

small pieces of shit intertwined with tiny ass hairs and bikini lint

" She Flicked her fucking nasty Bikini Crumbs on to me" .. " oh really that means she likes you!"

by Luke-69 June 25, 2023

Crumb of coochie

When someone is simping so hard they would settle fir a mere crumb of coochie

“Did you hear that sam donated 300 bucks to a streamer last night ?”

“ yeah , he would donate his entire salary for even a crumb of coochie”

by Ldiddy the large January 21, 2021

crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed

1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022