Cruise to Saint Lucia

When someone goes down on a woman so well that you end up sleeping in a puddle and waking up to breakfast in bed and a key to her house. Aka the woman’s version of flight to Boston.

You see that guy over there? He has a Cruise To Saint Lucia. He had my legs shaking. I made him an omelette.

by DerpDaddy February 20, 2022

e-cruise

to stalk another person you dislike via the internet through personal sites such as myspace, facebook, livejournal (etc) to gather personal information about them and thus proceed to mock them for being a despicable human being.

Hater #1-wow, erica is a slut.

Hater #2-wow, let's go e-cruise her, i hear there are pictures on facebook of her visiting her father in jail.

Hater #1-LOL

by alex sandra January 22, 2009

Power cruise

An intense and nonchalant sexual encounter.

"Do you want to Power Cruise me?"
"Well we did just met and all"

by Fallonious Funk February 10, 2010

schmuntry cruise

Not so cryptic reference to the country cruise. Almost always employs the use of the pipe and the driving-with-the-knee-while-taking-a-hit. Most often occurs in a predefined loop, possibly one which has been used so many times it has its own nickname i.e. "green loop"

Im all done with class how bout we go on a nice schmuntry cruise

by SoberChinchillin June 20, 2011

Shackle cruise

A riff of the term "golden shackle" meaning a wedding band, usually but not exclusively when worn by a man.

To "shackle cruise" is to search a person's ring finger to see if they are either wearing a wedding band, or have the tell-tale impression on their finger that a wedding band is supposed to be there.

Can be done by a woman or man.

"See that hot guy at the bar buying everybody drinks? He's really hot!"
"Yeah, I just shackle cruised him when I went to the bathroom. Let's put it this way, there's going to be a very pissed off wife when that credit card statement comes in."

"Wow, that guy on the weight bench over there is HOT. Wonder if he's gay?"
"I just shackle cruised him and unless he's from a very progressive state, you're out of luck on this one."

by BumBumBubblegum November 20, 2011

Fulltime-Cruiser

A person without a job that has nothing better to do than to drive around all day at cruising speed. In some cases the driver actually owns the car but in most cases the driver is just pretending they do or it is a rental.

John: When I look out the window at work, I always see the same man driving around ALL day! Like doesn't he have anything better to do with his time?

Bob: He doesn't own that car and doesn't even have a job, hes nothing more than a Fulltime-Cruiser...

by GVorDie January 11, 2012

Bump Cruise

Blasting the hardest jams while while adventuring new territories whilst cruising around in the whip. Turning the volume to the max is a must. Bump cruises are great before going to the gym or after smoking a blunt. Any time is great for a bump cruise as long as you're not listening to that gay shit.

"Yo bro I'm so baked, you tryin to go on a bump cruise to the store and get some snacks?"

"He'll yea man let's turn on that new Em CD and rage, but we gotta go the long way.l

by Rampagecage November 10, 2013