The term “cracker” is universally thought to be a racist derogatory term for people of European ancestry. Mainly said by scape-goating blacks and Mexicans (and sometimes Asians and Indians) in a failing attempt to put down the white race (for basically existing), people underestimate the TRUE definition of the word, which is:
C-Caucasian
R-Race
A-Actively
C-Controls &
K-Knows
E-Earth’s
R-Resources
C-Caucasian
R-Race
A-Actively
C-Controls &
K-Knows
E-Earth’s
R-Resources
A black dude and a Latino dude are both playing basketball together in a park by themselves. A white dude approaches near them carrying a sports bag. Minding his own business, he starts to get his basketball out and begins playing on the other half of the court. The black and Latino gentlemen both stop, turn around and observe him.
The black dude then shouts, "Hey cracker, what'cha doing'? Get 'cho white azz off this court! It ain't yours!"
The Latino guy adds, "Yeah, that's right, whiteboy! Go away!"
The white guy looks at both men and says, "Thank you guys for calling me 'cracker.' I'm flattered. Know why? Because 'cracker' simply stands for Caucasian race actively controls and knows Earth's resources!"
The black and Latino men both stare completely speechless and dumbfounded as the white guy picks up his stuff and walks away laughing his ass off.
The black dude then shouts, "Hey cracker, what'cha doing'? Get 'cho white azz off this court! It ain't yours!"
The Latino guy adds, "Yeah, that's right, whiteboy! Go away!"
The white guy looks at both men and says, "Thank you guys for calling me 'cracker.' I'm flattered. Know why? Because 'cracker' simply stands for Caucasian race actively controls and knows Earth's resources!"
The black and Latino men both stare completely speechless and dumbfounded as the white guy picks up his stuff and walks away laughing his ass off.
by Whatever, does it matter? November 6, 2007
Get the crackermug. a fukin dick succing white person
this goes out to all u fukkin gay racist honkey-ass crackers
if ur not one of those ignorant redneck cousin-fukkin birdshits
disregard this messege
this goes out to all u fukkin gay racist honkey-ass crackers
if ur not one of those ignorant redneck cousin-fukkin birdshits
disregard this messege
one of those gay crackers who spends all day on his/her computer talkin shit about other races but are to scared to talk shit in our face
by Beaner && proud February 19, 2009
Get the crackermug. humorous racist term now used most commonly by black people, to refer to white people.
the term is derived from the fact that bitch-ass white slave-owners used to "crack" their whips on their black slaves.
the term is derived from the fact that bitch-ass white slave-owners used to "crack" their whips on their black slaves.
CRACKER: hey, im white and im extremely intimidated by you because your black but im trying my best not to show it.
NIGGA: wats gooood cracker?, AHAHAHA
NIGGA: wats gooood cracker?, AHAHAHA
by RickyRoss88 May 1, 2010
Get the crackermug. A term used to describe a white person much like redneck, white trash, pigs etcetera. Most whites believe Cracker should be taken with the same level of harshness as Nigger but few know of the white mans ways towards blacks many years ago when they served as slaves. Presently blacks use the word to insult whites for whites have insulted and suppressed them in society. Setting standards and not allowing blacks to reach them in society. Ultimately leading to the selling of drugs and other illegal activities to survive in the white mans world.
by Tell[it]like-itis August 23, 2009
Get the Crackermug. Cracker (n) (crac·ka)
On larger, corporate like plantations there were separate "crackers" in addition to the "master". This individual wasn't the "master", he was a "cracker", as in another white man beneath the white "master", doing the grunt work, as in "white trash" or "bitch" or "assistant manager". The cracker did all the legwork of the "master", whose hands never got dirty while making a profit.
Also, on smaller plantations/farms, the "master" and the "cracker" were one in the same, making the word interchangeable in those settings. The "master/cracker" was deadly and not to be trusted, yet at the same time gullible and stupid.
The term was a subversive insult used by slaves among slaves, which whites were ignorant to, and still in use today. Ask any white person what "cracker" means and they will say something incredibly retarded about how their skin matches crackers, as in cheese&crackers.
On larger, corporate like plantations there were separate "crackers" in addition to the "master". This individual wasn't the "master", he was a "cracker", as in another white man beneath the white "master", doing the grunt work, as in "white trash" or "bitch" or "assistant manager". The cracker did all the legwork of the "master", whose hands never got dirty while making a profit.
Also, on smaller plantations/farms, the "master" and the "cracker" were one in the same, making the word interchangeable in those settings. The "master/cracker" was deadly and not to be trusted, yet at the same time gullible and stupid.
The term was a subversive insult used by slaves among slaves, which whites were ignorant to, and still in use today. Ask any white person what "cracker" means and they will say something incredibly retarded about how their skin matches crackers, as in cheese&crackers.
by Andi1 May 6, 2007
Get the Crackermug. A dirty white person like all them is. Red necks who try to be like africans that go out in the sun and get tans to try to be like brown people(african americans) and get cancer.
Pale ugly people that are dumb enough to name themselves crackers becuase their the dumb ass's that created english so they started their own bullshyt if it wasnt for them they wouldnt be crackers and other races werent dumb enough to make up dumb names for themselves.
Pale ugly people that are dumb enough to name themselves crackers becuase their the dumb ass's that created english so they started their own bullshyt if it wasnt for them they wouldnt be crackers and other races werent dumb enough to make up dumb names for themselves.
by keyk July 9, 2006
Get the crackermug. Used as a racist term torwards the white race. Cracker has been around since the start of the slave trade, since the niggers would call their masters a cracker due to the sound the whip made when cracked to get a nigger back to work (which rarely worked so mutiple whippings had to be endured, this is also why a nigger has a strong back). White people often find nothing wrong with the word cracker unless your a Klu Klux Klan memebr, then that nigger is going to be hanging from a tree in a matter of minutes and put on display for the world where no one will give a fuck about a dead nigger.
Jamone- i hait crackers cuz i cantz get a jub so i will jus keep on stayin on muh welfare monies till i die.
Jesse- me 2 nigga dey is y my life is so bad lets go rape dat white woman ova der!.
White Man- There shall be no such rapings going on under my watch of you two niggers while in my prison! I sentence you to hanging from the tallest oak tree with the thickest nigger hair rope!.
Jesse- me 2 nigga dey is y my life is so bad lets go rape dat white woman ova der!.
White Man- There shall be no such rapings going on under my watch of you two niggers while in my prison! I sentence you to hanging from the tallest oak tree with the thickest nigger hair rope!.
by Alex A Harper April 2, 2011
Get the Crackermug.