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Colson

Absolute know it all piece of shit. Spends most of their time on the internet researching random stuff that no one else would know to make themselves seem intellectually superior.
Colson: "um actually Mrs. Stephens, the third battle of the civil war went like this...:

Some guy: yeah I guess athleticism is in my DNA

Colson: ummm I think you mean deoxyribonucleic acid?
by Spiele December 19, 2018
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console wars

The war between consoles.
In the good old days, it was Sega Vs. Nintendo.
Now, it's Microsoft (X-Box series) Sony (Playstation series) and Nintendo.
To be honest, X-Box is a wannabe console, Nintendo's and Sony's are much better. Microsoft is a newcomer in the game bussiness. But recently, PS3 is known to be ripping of Nintendo and Microsoft by copying things like motion sensing and the X-Bow live service.
Xbots, PSTools and Nintendrones all say the console they like is the best. This starts a console wars.
by Tole September 15, 2006
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Consolidation

A process the subconscious mind uses to take fragmented information and combine into a whole model.
Consolidation is initiated by many methods including dreaming, hypnosis, gestalt therapy and just plain talking out your problem.
by Author Stephan Smolka March 23, 2010
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Consoletards

Stupid gamers that argue which is the best console of the console war.
Dood, PS3 is so much better than all consoles ever existed.

You're completely retarded, just another consoletards.
by Anon12576343 November 6, 2010
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The Last Great Console

I was playing Super Mario 3 and Duck hunt the other day and wondered why these aren't world wide treasure in a museum.
by Capn Polly September 19, 2003
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Cosco

The intoxicated pronunciation of dubstep music producer, Caspa. This term was founded by a sweaty group of friends, in the cold rain, after a Rusko concert in Nashville, TN. While waiting for a cab, and in anticipation of Caspa's upcoming show, the group of friends formed the term, Cosco, in a failed attempt to express their excitement to see London's dubstep producer in live action. Cosco later grew to become the name of the rave goers' club/facebook group. The term is viewed by some as the foundation of what could eventually become something much greater..."A SOCIAL NETWORK FOR ELITE RAVERS".
"Ya'll going to that Cosco concert next weekend?!"
"Hey girl, did you see that sick Bonnaroo lineup I posted in Cosco yesterday?!"
"What do you mean you can't find Dayglow tickets? I posted the link for them in Cosco like 2 weeks ago!"
by joemybro March 24, 2012
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consolar

Also "con--so...lar?"

A more convenient name for a cinnamon roll, sticky bun, or Cinnabun (R).

Etymology: derived from the incoherant ramblings of a videogame-distracted youth who needed a sticky bun.
"Hey! Go get me a con--so...lar? Yes, I said consolar. I meant it too. Get me a sticky bun, god damn it."
by The Gay One April 28, 2005
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