Just as a group of crows is a murder, a group of sheep is a herd...
A group of assholes is a collective
A group of assholes is a collective
"Julianne raised 5 boys and yet somehow they ended up just being a collective."
"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"
"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."
"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"
"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."
by K- November 16, 2020
Get the Collectivemug. When someone searches you on social media or the internet to find things they can negatively use against you or to benefit themselves by it.
My trash-collecting boss won't promote me because he saw my Instagram pics from a Trump rally I attended.
by reg888 November 1, 2020
Get the Trash-Collectingmug. When people on the internet crave to watch a video at the same time even though they did not know each other at all and accidentally made or revived a trend/meme.
Hey yknow how that "Let's go! insert "offensive" word meme? That's a collective bruh moment right there.
by Hungwell Burger January 2, 2021
Get the Collective Bruhmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.mug. When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)
I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.
by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024
Get the re-collectmug. by Cian_is_my_name February 13, 2023
Get the Curb Collectivemug. Person1: "Did you visit Tims collective häkeling last week?"
Person2: "Yeah my butt is still sore because of that crocheted buttplug."
Person2: "Yeah my butt is still sore because of that crocheted buttplug."
by TheCrocheter27 February 3, 2017
Get the collective häkelingmug.