Johnny Cob

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.

JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!

by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022

Cob Jobbler

Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.

Hey the Cob Jobbler’s pulling in right now what’s he going to fuck up today?

by King Willy IV March 7, 2024

Corn-cobbing

Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!

Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff

by eiirev August 19, 2019

Cob

Circle of bread. Sometimes incorrectly referred to as a bap, barmcake or bread roll. The only correct term is, and ever will be, cob.

Let’s go and get a bacon cob mate.

by AJT1995 December 21, 2022

Kiss on the cob

A nice lil blow job

Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob

by Bob da sucka April 25, 2019

Cob

Related too or describing ones dick.

Dude that guy’s got a massive cob.

by Angry cob September 26, 2021