Covfefe

Covfefe is the sound that emanates from the rear ends of Portland Oregon lumberjacks after their seventh visit of the day to the local neighborhood coffee and hash brownie Jamaica Brownie shop.

Upon finishing his spruce-infused dark roast and hash buckeye brownie pot brownie, the lumberjack (Covfefe!) felt a strange stirring (Covfefe!) in his bowel.

by tromba June 6, 2017

Covfefe

It’s something stupid that Donald Trump made up when deciding if he heard Yanny or Laurel 🙄

Reporter: Hey Donald! Do you hear Laurel or Yanny?

Trump: I hear Covfefe

Reporter: ..

by NeverSayItIsNotTrue August 3, 2018

Covfefe

When you're such an imbecile that you can't even finish your own insult.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by gumcuzzler May 30, 2017

covfefe

A caffeinated beverage gulped down while tweeting, with HIGH ENERGY, about how much the world hates you and everyone's out to get you.

Mike was hitting that covfefe pretty hard last night; you see his TL? All self-pity.

by Rad Science May 30, 2017

Covfefe

This is a saying made by the worst president in United States history, President Donald Trump in a tweet that says "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

Trump: I need some covfefe
Everybody else: What is that?
Trump: I don't even know, lol.

by Packers2003 May 30, 2017

Covfefe

Russian for a love of golden showers.

President -I'm not sure what I can do about sanctions.
Putin-two words , covfefe video.

by OldMohawkee June 2, 2017

Covfefe

A word used by Donald J. "I am a orange" Trump. It perfectly shows what happens when you have a stroke in the middle of typing a tweet with your small baby hands and IQ of a baby. Variants include Confefe and Convfefe.

Donald's Twitter: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

by Tito Dickman Baby June 8, 2017