Covfefe

Noun. A gift given in a clandestine relationship, possibly seeking favor, or demonstrating fealty.

Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.

"Bob's new tie was covfefe from Mary, don't let Alice know."

"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"

by ToolGeek June 1, 2017

covfefe

coffee in french

A nice cup of covfefe

by eatdatpussy90001 June 3, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe, a Russian word which literally translates as 'Piss on my face'

That prostitute covfefe'd me goodly last night

by Faustus_101 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When you're such an imbecile that you can't even finish your own insult.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by gumcuzzler May 30, 2017

covfefe

A caffeinated beverage gulped down while tweeting, with HIGH ENERGY, about how much the world hates you and everyone's out to get you.

Mike was hitting that covfefe pretty hard last night; you see his TL? All self-pity.

by Rad Science May 30, 2017

Covfefe

This is a saying made by the worst president in United States history, President Donald Trump in a tweet that says "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

Trump: I need some covfefe
Everybody else: What is that?
Trump: I don't even know, lol.

by Packers2003 May 30, 2017

Covfefe

Russian for a love of golden showers.

President -I'm not sure what I can do about sanctions.
Putin-two words , covfefe video.

by OldMohawkee June 2, 2017