closet geek

A person who is truely a geek at home and mayby to some geeky freinds, but mantains a punliv persona that is not geeky.

Jock/Prep/...: I pretend to hate video games in public, but then spend 20 hours a week playing FPSs online, I'm such a closet geek.

by Jesse Surrette March 9, 2005

closedverse

A gay social media site based on Miiverse that started as a parody of Openverse. It's only purpose is to show that you shouldn't put thousands of fed-up teenagers onto a website and let 10% of them be admins.

Oh Closedverse? That website goes down twice a day!

by OrphanedPixel February 15, 2018

Coming out of the closet

The act of a homosexual becoming open about his/her sexuality towards the same gender.

Did you hear? Jeff is coming out of the closet! This means he won't need to hide his feelings towards men anymore.

by Kraldasicko August 16, 2012

close the deal

The act of meeting somone and engaging in sexual intercourse within the same night.

I met her at the party and before I knew it I was closing the deal in the coat room.

by Laff January 6, 2004

Closet Music

The music you love but hide for fear of being ridiculed.

He claims to live the thug life but I've seen his closet music. Anyone who listens to Kenny Loggins can't possibly have street cred.

by the_cursor November 11, 2006

Close knit community

I small community where everyone knows one other due to the size of the area.

e.g "To kill a Mockingbird is a boook set in a close knit community where everyone knows each other"

by Tariro October 17, 2007

Clos

An intelligent and complex creature with a legendary appetite for alcohol and women. He is fascinating and lovable but can be dangerous, especially when given weapons.

"What the hell happened to you?"
"I ran into a drunken Clos wielding a hatchet"

by di lemma January 30, 2009