clinchpoop

A tight ass ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Man that dude is such a clinchpoop.

by STONER DUDE August 15, 2006

Clinch

One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.

Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag

by yourabeanbag June 18, 2009

Client

someone who seeks medication from doctors and/or illicit drug dealers

that's one satisfied client strung out behind the dumpster

by Lancet March 30, 2005

big belly cling

Some clinger who lays in the bed and rubs his big, hairy, belly - and tells you how much he loves his big hairy belly and then pokes his finger around in his belly button and then sticks his finger in his mouth.

Dare: What are you doing?
Clint: ohh just pulling a "big belly clinger"
Dare: What's a big belly clinger?
Clint: You know, just sittin here, rubbin' my big belly and thinkin of how much i love it. Look at this *pokes finger in belly button - sticks finger in mouth* MM MM GOOD!
Dare: Gross!
Clint: Wanna order a pizza?

by girlygirl24/7 May 17, 2006

clinched fist

The term used to discribe the tightness of a girls pussy. Usually very tight in nature, like a clinched fist.

"Damn, that shit's tighter than a clinched fist."

by Brad Lud March 17, 2008

cling ons

one or more couples who hang around with each other and make out. ALL THE TIME. This is partly because everyone else is so fed up their making out in their presence and making everyone else feel akward that they have banished them to forever hang out with other losers who have nothing better to do then make out.

look out! here come the cling ons! there so fucking annoying, they were cool when they were single!

by Jamiest August 19, 2009

cling kong

used as an adjective to describe a person that is way too clingy.

joan: tonight is girls night out and well be going out to dinner.

jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?

joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.

by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010