cigarette gangsta

a famdem that engages in ciggy smoker

im a cigarette gangsta

by mandem_1 May 22, 2018

Cigarette gnomes

A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.

"Oh hey I didn't know you smoked cigarettes?"

"Oh no I just have cigarette gnomes"

by Tobacc co August 5, 2018

cigaretiquette

waiting for your mate to finish their cigarette

"oi don't leave, that's poor cigaretiquette"

by geoff johnno August 27, 2018

Cigarette crush

A spin off of eye candy; a crush who is literally cancer but you can’t stop liking.

A cigarette crush is fantastic at first but turns into a horrible problem the more you crave them.

“Omg girl Matthew is so hot but actually so rude”
“Honey, sounds like you got a cigarette crush”

by XxMoist_BaconxX January 19, 2019

cigarette sandwich

When you either have no food in the house or you’re on a low calorie diet and decide to have a cigarette instead of a meal.

The cupboards are bare and I’m too drunk to drive to the store, guess I’ll just have a cigarette sandwich.

by The real daydr33mer May 5, 2019

Cigarettes brazilian style

A self-rolled cigarette without a filter tip.

A: Ohh you are smoking Cigarettes brazilian style?
B: Yes It's much better for our environment.
A: I respect that!

by eniro February 18, 2020

cigarette

Amount of time taken to smoke a cigarette. One of the non-SI units of time. While still popular within smokers, it has drastically dropped in popularity due to non-smokers and their campaigns. The alternative school of thought proposes it be used as a unit of distance.

"Are you sure the eggs aren't overboiled?" said Anon. "Don't worry bro, it's still got half a cigarette left," said Chad, pointing at his half smoked fag.

by HugoCasalgado March 10, 2020