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Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
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random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
by himolton April 22, 2024
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1. A trained chef
2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook
1. A trained chef
2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook
"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"
by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021
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