Captain Sully

Based off of the man who landed the plane in the Hudson river.
Used to say "Your a life saver,"

Man one: "Crap i dropped my phone in water and now it won't turn on!"
Man two: "Drop it in some rice for a few hours. It'll make it work."
Man one after the phone works:"Thanks man your such a Captain Sully!"

by Whiteboy9576 April 7, 2010

Captain Banda

The Portuguese pirate and explorer who originally discovered Bahariterra with his crew from Europe & Africa and later colonized it with his fellow pirates from modern day Pakistan and Arabia.

Captain Banda is famous for fleeing the Portuguese government and colonizing Bahariterra.

by Luv Grand Kalligeezal Island March 13, 2022

Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

by Jonno93 January 24, 2006

Captain's Parrot

When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.

I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.

by Reid R December 17, 2008

Urinal Captain

1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money

3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army

I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line

by TheSewageAuthority March 13, 2015

The Good Captain

A golly good whovian, with a brilliant and hypnotizing Irish accent. Often refered to as 'The Captain' or 'Captain Epic'.

Random 1: "Have you heard The Good Captain recently?"
Random 2: "Uh, no?"
Random 1: "He is hypnotizing"

by anonymousasdfghjkl November 4, 2011

Captain’s Relish

Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.

Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.

Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018