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Captain Sully

Based off of the man who landed the plane in the Hudson river.
Used to say "Your a life saver,"
Man one: "Crap i dropped my phone in water and now it won't turn on!"
Man two: "Drop it in some rice for a few hours. It'll make it work."
Man one after the phone works:"Thanks man your such a Captain Sully!"
by Whiteboy9576 April 7, 2010
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Captain Banda

The Portuguese pirate and explorer who originally discovered Bahariterra with his crew from Europe & Africa and later colonized it with his fellow pirates from modern day Pakistan and Arabia.
Captain Banda is famous for fleeing the Portuguese government and colonizing Bahariterra.
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Pulling a captain

Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.
Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.
by MrVVendetta March 3, 2016
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Urinal Captain

1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money

3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army
I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line
by TheSewageAuthority March 13, 2015
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Captains Tan

When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.
Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!

Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010
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Captain’s Relish

Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.
Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.

Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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Captain's Parrot

When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.
I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.
by Reid R December 17, 2008
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