Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides

I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.

by Goose9461 September 5, 2022

Fandom Cannibal

Coinciding with Fandom Cannibalism

A Fandom Cannibal: is a person, usually an anti, who has run out of *appropriate victims to harass and target and moves on to other antis to harass. These individuals are usually attention seekers and will cause drama for the clout. Fandom Cannibalism almost always starts from a Fandom Cannibal.

(*The victims are usually people who don't fall under the Fandom Cannibals ludicrous moral compass)

"Weren't those two friends last week? Why are they attacking each other now?"

"Oh, they're both Fandom Cannibals. They'll go after anyone over a perceived wrong."

by Bl00dyButterfly September 14, 2024

Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.

"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"

by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

Sustenance Cannibal

A person who eats another person not just to terrorize their enemies but instead for it's sustenance

"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"

by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

Fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum

When describing a man who is fat, ginger and called kallum who is also most likely to eat a person.

"I hate fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum." with aggression

by Joul_Loves October 5, 2023