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Afton Campbelled

1. A term that describes getting rear-ended by a rich white man who thinks he's done nothing wrong and tries to blame you regardless of the situation. He may also smirk and grin the entire time after he's hit you because he thinks he's better than you.

2. A cocky, rich white man that has a big head. He thinks he can do no wrong because he is one of the main rich men in your town. He also thinks he will get away with anything and dares you to call the police.

3. A perverted old white man.
Example 1:
Person A: "Dude, what happened to your car?"
Person B: "I got Afton Campbelled."

Example 2:
Person A: "I'm heading to Harrison, Arkansas this weekend.

Person B: "Be careful, dude! Don't get Afton Campbelled."
by PrettyOddZebra September 14, 2022
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campbell, texas

Campbell, Texas you know your home in East Texas when you smell the meth and cows. Shit hole town with a shitty school that has been on the news for the superintendent stealing money among many other things. What never makes it to the news though is how teachers get caught sleeping with students and getting nudes from students. Blink and you'll miss it as you pass through. Seriously blink just don't look it's not even worth it!
Campbell, Texas a shit hole town 53 miles east of Dallas, Texas where psychopaths are allowed to roam and kill pets to display.
by NotEvenGonnaLie June 12, 2018
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Campbell's Paradox

Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.
"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"
by kingbika October 9, 2018
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Natasha Campbell

A brunette female with large front teeth who looks like they’ve been hit my a truck. Smells and looks like trash and is probably one of the ugliest girls you’ll come across.
Damn, have you seen Natasha Campbell? Heard she’s a good cheese grater!
by jimmybobjoe1234 June 26, 2019
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Ryan Campbell

Have you seen Ryan Campbell He is one fat cunt
by Keemstar April 6, 2020
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Campbell

An annoying ass bitch who wont shut the fuck up about the dumbest things
OMG dude shes such a Campbell. She got a fat ass tho.
by poopy69420 June 6, 2020
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Campbell

"hiroshima wasn't that bad"
"WTF CAMPBELL"
by CAMSUCKSCOCK April 3, 2025
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